Son Complaining About His Father to a Mother

Son: Mom, when i was 
on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.


Mom: Well, you have done
the right thing.


Son: But mum, I was
sitting on daddy's lap

Conversation Between Husband & Wife

A husband mad an article to his
wife about how many words
woman use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000


The wife replied,
"The reason has to be
because we have to
repeat everything to
men..."

The husband then
turned to his wife
and asked, "What?"

30 days

What's the matter?
You look depressed.
"I'm having trouble with my wife."

What happened?
"She said she wasn't
going to speak to
me for 30 days."

But that ought to
make you happy.
" It did.... but today
is the last day."

Conversation Between Father & Son

Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card. "

Son: " My friend just  borrowed it. He wants  to scare his parents. "

A Letter From Some Kidnappers.

A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, I swear that we kidnap your wife"

The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours".

Whoa!!!

Its been a long time!! hey guys what up?! Agak lame aku x meng"update" blog ni...

Banyak yg nk di kongsikan ni. Anyway insyaallah aku akn aktif semula menulis blog ni sbb ader orang sudah bising tanye bila mau update blog... Grr.. Ni sebenarnye ni intro je ni nak cari idea nk update ape.... hahaha.... anyway.... hah!!! idea da masuk... I'm gonna start with this>>>>>>>>